SATIRE: BY JEFFREY A. FRIEDEBRG
Sadly—and painfully—Rep. Al Green (D TEX) seems to be physically regressing backward through time. Democrats nor their scientists have a rational explanation for this phenomenon.
Mr. Green apparently started out looking fine (see below photo, in black tie and tux, beardless), and then, inexplicably, grew a beard and began regressing backward, into some kind of prehistoric epoch.
At one point (see below photo) Democrat Rep. Green even poses spread-handed, in front of the Whitehouse, displaying what appear to be primitive, meat-ripping talons.
Already having regressed to a ranting, raving, deranged Democrat-In-The-News—can Albert Green sink even further down the path to Democrat destruction?
FROM GLAMOUR PUSS’
TO JUST “A PUSSY?”
US DEMOCRAT REPRESENTATIVE ALBERT GREEN (D TEXAS) SEEMS TO BE REGRESSING TO AN EVEN MORE PRIMITIVE DEMOCRAT CONDITION
“…If no one else will bring you to justice, I will, Mr. President. Lawsuits and delay tactics will not deter me. You will not engage in the paralysis of analysis, as Dr. King put it.
“You won’t engage in paralysis of analysis such we will put this off until the next election. Mr. President, your case will be brought before this House. It’s just a matter of time, Mr. President.
“It’s just a matter of time.”
—AL Green (D Texas)