SATIRE:

BY—ALCOHOL AND DRUG FREE—JEFFREY A. FRIEDBERG

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Nancy Pelosi will probably be dead before Trump leaves office, because she’s already 79 and will be like around 84 or something, when Donald leaves the office of President in about 2024.

Nancy’s apparent imminent death—as a reportedly diseased Older Woman—will  likely be for the stated reason of her stunning alcohol bill (which you paid.)

It reads like a dream order for some wild frat party: Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey … and Corona beer.

But that single receipt makes up just part of the more than $101,000 taxpayers paid for “in-flight services” – including food and liquor, for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s trips on Air Force jets over the last two years. That’s almost $1,000 per week.

Documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act by Judicial Watch, which investigates and prosecutes government corruption, show that the Pelosi incurred expenses of some $2.1 million for her use of Air Force jets for travel over that time. [2010]

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It’s said elsewhere that “Nancy Pelosi is either alcoholic or senile.” If she’s indeed playing in adult beverages, it’s likely—at her advanced age—that she has kidney, liver, bladder, or brain problems.

I picture a magnificent DC funeral with grand procession down Pennsylvania Avenue. Gucci boots in the stirrups are reversed—a prancing magnificently male stallion. Or maybe one that identifies as gay?

Nothing is spared in this opulent funeral for a woman whose net-worth is said to be $121,000,000 (million).

Ocasio-Cortez—gentle and child-like—salutes  (tight three-shot on Ocasio-Cortez, Tlaib, and Omar. Zoom back to show mob of 75 people overwhelming that small section of  street. Try to cover up that Tlaib is laughing….)

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Tlaib, Omar, Ocasio-Cortez, all looking sad – a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com

Mitt Romney reads a glowing funeral oration written by Hillary Clinton, and passed to some English chap, who slips it to Mitt.

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A Tearful Mitt Romney Reads Funeral Oration – .com

Trump tweets somberly, funereally.

Actually it seems Donald Trump is Nancy’ Lugosi’s biggest problem. She and other out-of-control Democrats been fruitlessly trying to destroy him for at least three years. “At all costs.” No matter what. I think he noticed.

For Pelosi, who has clearly lost control of her drove of sheep in the House, this once powerful woman has succumbed to her basest instincts: destroy the opposition at all costs.  This time, the cost may be, as it was for Ahab, her ultimate humiliation and that of her party.

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It does appear that Nancy has “lost control” of her Democrat Party, which now seems to be lead by media-darlings, Ocasio-Cortez, Tlaib, Omar, Charles Manson (dead), and other America-haters. This may play well to “the insane, Democrat Base.”

But—it seems to me—a majority doesn’t like it one bit.

And—oh damn. “Majorities,” am I right? I no, right? Majorities tend to be majorities and do majority stuff. Such as—oh—all, like, say: winning the next Presidential election?

The mad pursuit of Donald Trump could end up throwing him the 2020 election. It could be the end of the Democrat Party’s party. For a hundred years Democrats have played fast and loose with American traditions, laws, and ways.

Leftist Democrats have tried to destroy America and its life-blood of democracy—in order to replace it with their own, twisted “socialist” mania.

Democrats want a “socialized,” communist world where the worst are defined as the best. Where the poorest are mostly Everyone—all of us dragged down to the lowest Level.

Except for themselves. The Democrats. As they Rule the World, anonymously, from sumptuous vacation dachas by the sea. As they accumulate wealth and power.

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Joe “Baldy” Biden and his Hollywood, TeeVee props:

 

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Joe Biden Looking Very Whitish – a.abcnews.com

Joe Biden looks like Roy Scheider because, in addition to Biden’s hair plugs, phony teeth, Ray-Bans, “everyman” ice-cream cone, blue collar cash-in-hand, and half-jogs to microphones—he’s being re-worked by aliens from space, known as the Star People.

Millions of years ago the Star People built pyramids and left us canabis, horses, and Mastiffs, to help make a more perfect Earth.

But the Star People’s latest “gift,” is the pale, hybrid, jackass-shark, Joe Biden.

(Insert theme: “dum dumb dum dumb dum dumb….”)

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JOE “GREAT WHITE” BIDEN – Pale Rider With Hair Plugs  – i.ytimg.com

 

 

 

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