OPINION: JEFFREY A. FRIEDBERG

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WHY?

First off, Biden knows Obama. I mean, like, he fricking KNOWS Obama personally.

Second, the entire Corn Pop Incident proves beyond doubt that Obama is the right Guy. Not only does it establish for all time that he is Not racist (like Trump), but that he has the street smarts to deal with Putin, the Chinese, the Iranians, and all other dictators (unlike Trump.)

Further, the way Biden recently handled a “farmer,” by correctly calling him “fat,” and immediately challenging him to a pushup contest, further proves that he is wise and fair as Solomon in all matters, but tough as they come.

Had Biden actually done the pushups he would have slaughtered the fat farmer.

Okay, so Maybe Biden has a couple hair plugs, but they look great, and only Obama sees the back of his head.

 

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“Joe?” – “Yes, Barry?” – “What’s that hard thing rubbing against my groin?” – “It’s just me, Barry.”

Okay, and maybe he has false teeth…and a little plastic surgery, but…Everybody does that at his age.

I mean…at his stage in life.

Oh…I mean….

BUT HEY!

When Biden trolls Trump (Evil Incarnate), by pretending to not know where he is while on the campaign trail–that is, oh, too funny, I know right! 🙂

He really gets Trump and all Trump’s fellow White Supremest Buddies going.

I mean…

Hahahahahah! Right?

Oh, and the women!

Women can NOT keep their hands OFF of Biden. No Way!

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Wotta Guy, appealing to all types of womens. People…um…female persons. Persons identifying as females?

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“Hey, Chip.” – “Yeah, Bob?” – “We get this old basterd outside, later, we beat the shit out of him, okay?” – “You got it, Bob.”

Finally, one of my top reasons for voting “Biden, 2020”–other than to save the World from Adolph Trump–is:

Biden wears Ray-Bans©.

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Need I say more?

I mean–NEED I SAY MORE?

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This has been satire.

Humor 🙂

satire

noun

sat·​ire | \ ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r \

Definition of satire

1: a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2: …wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly